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Security & wake up personnel
Born in 2003 from a long line of Welsh ancestry Stripe,when in residence, is in charge of security and organizing your intial welcome. Stripe gained this top position because of his stocky muscular physique which he likes to think resembles a Welsh rugby player but others would put down to good living. Stripe is abley assisted by a little English nipper called Spot. Spot born in England in 2006 is in charge of vermin control because of his agile speed but also assists with organizing the welcome party along with Stripe.
On occasions you may see Stripe take off in hot pursuit of a mostly non-existent emergency with his backup Spot, (please see below) who tends to let Stripe sort out the problems first but is always ready with some vocal assistance if needed. Both, when awake, take their positions seriously as seen below.
Stripe seen here on his morning duties and to the right he can be seen carrying out his afternoon duties. For a small fee Stripe is available to take relaxation and meditation.
Rates are as follows:
30 mins.= I very large marrow bone1 hour = i best quality fillet stake.
Guided tours around the farm and surrounding areas are free
Who is looking at who
Something is wrong here. Its a case of what are you doing in there, what are you doing out there but when they get it sorted everything is fine especially when an emergency occurs (below)
Stripe on this occasion was a little slow out of the starting gate. Spot thinks flying is the answer, both never reallyknew why
they were in so much hurry.
Spot seen here piloting his
favourite ball. Reconnaissance of
landing procedures has not been
undertaken but taking pot luck seems
to work just fine.
Spot is available for taking flying lessons at a very inexpensive
rate of 10 bones per hour.
Spot on alert
Sometimes known as dog with no brain
Gander lives and works in the top fields but can sometimes be heard assisting Stripe and Spot by giving an early warning when Fox is around
When actively engaged Stripe is a valued member of staff as seen here making sure those damn ducks don't escape.
or else rounding them up below but only if he does not get his feet wet - hence the plank
Below is ConeHead the Cockerel proudly escorting his girls around the farm. He thinks he is the most handsome member on the farm but he has strong competition from Peacock
ConeHead and Peacock both share early morning wake up duties to ensure everyone is up and at 'em.